Cute Dogs

Yoko

:D

Best gif in the world

Ring Ring Ring~

Hello?
-Hello.
Hello?
-Hello. What is it?
Hello!What are you doing?
-Busy doing the props. Tomorrow acting already.
Got no class ah?
-Got! Just finished. Eat already ah?
Eat already
-When you gonna pass me the milk?
Later la
-Just now I saw your best friends.
Who?
-There that one.
Ohh..
-The weird one.
Okay okay
-Did you get the pictures i sent you of the chickens?
No. Oh yeah I did.
-What are you doing?
Doing my blog
-What's your name of your blog? I want to see.
Noooooooooo
-You writing bad things about me ah?
No lah
-You say bad things about me. No wonder I kept sneezing. You really writing about me ah?
Yes, I'm not lying I'm telling the truth.
-What is there to write about?
Everything you say.
-What did I say?
Okay, Hold on ahhh
(reread)
-You really wrote everything ah? OMG~ That's all? You joking ah? Posted already?
Okay I post now
-You're gonna embarrass yourself, I know you wont post. You don't dare. Go lah~ See how many people comment!

Britney Brains

Most of what I post is just me trying to amuse myself . If you think it's funny, you can follow me. If you think it's stupid, you can follow me. If you hate my tone , you can follow me. I think my grade will be better if I get many followers. This blog is just for my ICT assignment. Whatever man.

So many things to throw on the ground.

What are things that people do in their free time? Do you like to write? Do you like to read? I like posting blogs. It's so cool and fun. The best part about posting blogs is that, you feel like, the world is paying attention to you. Yeah, I feel so interesting when I'm posting my blogs. People love me now. LOVE ME!

What's up?

My bed is the best. Better than your bed. Why? cos I've got good ventilation in my room. I've got two mattresses, and a few pillows, my blanket is comfy. Furthermore, I have got a new device that helps increase the air circulation in my room! Guess what!? A fan! :p I'm so cool.

3rd post

There are many things that come and go in life, this assignment will be one of them. 3rd post of the day! Triple Kill! Killing Spree! Malik is owning!

DoTA

Dota is fun

Thanks Garnette~

Fret wants me to get a hat for the modern dance rehearsal later. So I asked Garnette for her hat, and she was so kind to have let me use it~ Thank You Garnette!

Slow Mo IN THE FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dancer~

So I'm dancing for the Japanese film festival this coming Saturday. I know I am a bad dancer, I am so scared.

McDonalds!

Like a Boss!

It's another one of those blogs.

So cute la this dog~

This dog is so cute. Look at his expression. The way he moves his eyes, and the slap that follows. Amazing. Just amazing.

Wait for it, So worth it!

Gunther so cool. Way ahead of his time. Better than Justin Bieber.

SWAG FOREVER!!!!!!!!

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GIFs are so funny~

Adventure Time!

So cute this horse. It's a horse in Adventure Time.

BIMBO

Okay, so this is a serious post. Like, the other day, Britney and I were going to the mall, you know Farley? Yeah, that's the one. Totally. Well, before I get sidetracked from the point of all this the reason we went to the mall was to get our nails done. Totally. Yeah, so yeah. Totally. Britney hates it when they do her nails the wrong way, she's very particular about her nails, like, its Nails right? Nails are dead serious. Okay, right, the story. Yes, when we were at the mall, this guy came up to us and said hello. Like, UGH! we said. You're a fugly, get out of my face I said. But he was so persistent, he held my arm as if he knew me. I immediately called for security after i sprayed him with pepper. Yeah, but that's not the worst part, he took out his wookie bowcaster and blasted Britney. Like, WHAT!? OMG, I was so frightened. Britney stood up dazed, only to find her legs, not attached to her body anymore. Her legs totally stood up on their own. Weird right? Totally. THE END~

Lyrics for I just had Sex by Lonely Island

"I Just Had Sex"
(feat. Akon)

Sometimes (Oooooh)
Something beautiful happens
In this world (Akon)
You don't know how to
Express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (Never go back)
To the not-having-sex
Ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have it felt great
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis
A girl let me do it
It literally just happened
Having sex can make a nice
Man out of the meanest

Never guess where I just came from
I had sex
If I had to describe the feeling
It was the best
When I had the sex
Man my penis felt great
And I called my parents
Right after I was done

Oh hey, didn't see you there
Guess what I just did?
Had sex, undressed
Saw her boobies and the rest
Was sure nice of her to let you
Do that thing
Nice of any girl ever
Now sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good (Felt so good)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her
I wanna tell the world

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense
But man, screw it
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing
She could be my wife
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life (My life)

I'm so humbled by a girls ability
To let me do her
Cuz honestly I'd have sex
With a pile of manure
With that in mind
The soft, nice smelling girls better
Cuz she let me wear
My chain and turtle neck sweater

So this one's dedicated to them girls
That let us flop around on top of them
If you're near or far
Whether short or tall
We wanna thank you all
For letting us fuck you

She kept looking at her watch
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
But I cried the whole time
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
I think she might've been a racist
(Doesn't matter, had sex)
She put a bag on my head
(Still counts)

I just had sex (Sex)
And all my dreams came true (Dream came true)
So if you had sex in the last
30 minutes then you're qualified
To sing with me

I just had sex (Everybody sing)
And it felt so good (We all had sex)
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her (I wanna tell the world)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back (No no no)
To the not-having-sex
Days of the past

YOLO, say No No, Isolate yourself and just go solo, becarefulo~

I like Lonely Island. I think that the music they make is very creative. My favorite songs from them are : I just had sex, Threw it on the ground, YOLO , and Like a Boss.

Today got no class~! YAAAAAAAAAAAY! So I can sit here and blog and watch stupid youtube videos. so much fun. hihi~ Read comics. Play Pou. My Pou is growing very well.

This is my welcome back cake, from the last time I got back home. It's a secret recipe cake. I liked it very much. On it, says : Time to Hooha Malikz! , which means time to Party Malik. Time to have fun. Something like that. I liked the cake, it tasted very good. As do most cakes. 

Again, Posting on this blog. Wow~ I just love doing this. It is so exciting to express my feelings online. Blogging is great. Gotta really love this. The thing about blogging that makes it so exhilarating is the fact that it brings you back in time. Yeah, classic.

This was my pet, in that facebook game, petsville was it? I forgot his name. It's something Like DIRTBAG or something... I think he's just adorable. He's like a bat, cat, rat hybrid. He looks filthy. He is filthy. Look at those flies around him. Gorgeous. Sitting on his throne of gold. OJ stacked beside him. Golden balloons because he is badass. And an apple on his head, a crown. He is the best online pet I've ever had. Until POU. I just got a Pou. 

Posting a blog, because it's so cool. Also because i need to submit this as my ICT homework. Okay, Lets talk about something interesting. Myself. Okay, I like to eat food that tastes good. Food is Good I always say. I like to chill with my friends, because they so cool. Cool as Cucumber. I like to play computer games, I am not a very skilled player, but I enjoy spending time mashing on the keyboard. I play a little bit of the piano, don't really like it. I also play the guitar and ukulele. So-So. My favorite instrument of all would be the Bass guitar. I find it really fun to play. It's easy, and has a very full sound. But it usually requires another musician to play with , for the sound of bass to really stand out. Okay, I think that's enough for one post. NEXT POST!