BIMBO

Okay, so this is a serious post. Like, the other day, Britney and I were going to the mall, you know Farley? Yeah, that's the one. Totally. Well, before I get sidetracked from the point of all this the reason we went to the mall was to get our nails done. Totally. Yeah, so yeah. Totally. Britney hates it when they do her nails the wrong way, she's very particular about her nails, like, its Nails right? Nails are dead serious. Okay, right, the story. Yes, when we were at the mall, this guy came up to us and said hello. Like, UGH! we said. You're a fugly, get out of my face I said. But he was so persistent, he held my arm as if he knew me. I immediately called for security after i sprayed him with pepper. Yeah, but that's not the worst part, he took out his wookie bowcaster and blasted Britney. Like, WHAT!? OMG, I was so frightened. Britney stood up dazed, only to find her legs, not attached to her body anymore. Her legs totally stood up on their own. Weird right? Totally. THE END~